bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

Reblogged from erin-emily-writes
daiedalous:

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this in samuel l jacksons voice


morgan freeman here

daiedalous:

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this in samuel l jacksons voice

morgan freeman here

hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

Reblogged from this crumbling fool

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying

You know it’s bad when you wake up at 6 still drunk and can’t go back to sleep.

the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

:D
:0
:C

the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

:D

:0

:C

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

deanpendragon:

peanutbutterclotpole-sherlocked:

THE WILD KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT APPEARED

[throws master ball]

deanpendragon:

peanutbutterclotpole-sherlocked:

THE WILD KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT APPEARED

[throws master ball]

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

Reblogged from Kempire

*driving through Kansas*
*passes sign for the city “Lebo”*
Friends dad: “Lebo, that’s French for ‘scary town.’”
Everyone: ???
Friends dad: “Le boo!”
erin-emily-writes

I got a job!!!

Officially a member of the professional theater world!

Reblogged from Maddie is a Ginger
Tags: fact

Does anyone else make their leg/foot/hand cramp up to avoid going through the effort of reaching to scratch an itch or is that just me?